Jan 16, 2013 4:00pm PST
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Jan 16, 2013 8:00pm PST
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Jan 16, 2013 11:00pm PST
control with a controversial new ad involving sasha and mali aobama. >>> many were moved by the touching story of a notre dame football player overcoming the death of his girlfriend. were we all duped? overmany discounts to thine customers! [old english accent] safe driver, multi-car, paid in full -- a most fulsome bounty indeed, lord jamie. thou cometh and we thy saveth! what are you doing? we doth offer so many discounts, we have some to spare. oh, you have any of those homeowners discounts? here we go. thank you. he took my shield, my lady. these are troubling times in the kingdom. more discounts than we knoweth what to do with. now that's progressive. and his new boss told him two things -- cook what you love, and save your money. joe doesn't know it yet, but he'll work his way up from busser to waiter to chef before opening a restaurant specializing in fish and game from the great northwest. he'll start investing early, he'll find some good people to help guide him, and he'll set money aside from his first day of work to his last, which isn't rocket science. it's just common sense.
Jan 15, 2013 4:00pm PST
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Jan 15, 2013 8:00pm PST
president obama said when he was elected. >> sasha and malia, i love you both, more than you can imagine. and you have earned the new puppy that's coming with us to the white house. >> the president, of course, finally settled on his dog bo, as in b-o. i don't know. what do you think of someone who names a dog after their own initials? whatever. we're saying it's great that our leaders like dogs. we love dogs, too. and cats. piers morgan tonight is next. g? nothing. are you stealing our daughter's school supplies and taking them to work? no, i was just looking for my stapler and my... this thing. i save money by using fedex ground and buy my own supplies. that's a great idea. i'm going to go... we got clients in today. [ male announcer ] save on ground shipping at fedex office. [ male announcer ] save on ground shipping excuse me, sir i'm gonna have to ask you to power down your little word game. i think your friends will understand. oh no, it's actually my geico app...see? ...i just uh paid my bill. did you really? from the plane? yeah, i can manage my policy, get roadside assistance, p